On this casual friday on this September day, one of the best things ever was said at lunch…
With that brief and beautiful intro, I bring you the professional Quote of the day:
Which is the only professional way to lunch, otherwise your waiter may not know you are a treasured professional. And that would be heartbreaking to the Treasured Professionals Union (TPU, if you would.)
And just in case your all like… whoa girl, that isn’t funny at all.
There is this barely photoshopped photo of Eric (seriously, I only added one letter):
Today’s Professional Quote of the day is a simile to the natural environment… where fish belong in water, ponies belong in grassy fields, socially awkward teens belong in Hot Topic, and professionals belong in… New York
Look at all his people:
They are both equal parts glorious, and productive!
Yonadab had a most brilliant idea. Since we have Direct access to Professional Eric, we’re going to share his pearls of wisdom with the world. So here is a new edition to Viciously Sweet “Professional Quote of the Day”
Today’s professional quote:
He’s like the spiderman of the professional world.
Today I have been sent to work in Eric’s cubicle because my computer is acting mondo weird. It is weird sitting in this location because I see the dab from a different angle than ever before. And because I call Eric professional Eric, I feel so mighty professional in his Cubicle.
I also feel like I can get caught at any moment typing something greviously stupid. Perhaps this is why Eric seems so professional…