This is so not my Jam

This is for people who want to watch music videos.

I give to you: 

Top 5 “no one would want this for their ‘jam’ songs”

Michael Bolton- “Can I touch you there?”

Yes this is a real song. This song sounds wrong… not just the innuendo of the title- but the very inapropriate pan flute. And may I add the fedora does nothing for Mr. Bolton, nor does splashing about in a river make anything about this song better.

Jewel- “Hands”

Okay this song would be like the weirdest song for a girl at a club to scream “this is my jam”… unless she really likes hands. And what club would play this???

Green Day – “21 Guns”

For all the reasons stressed in my previous post about Green Day. This is the whiniest song ever. And the answer to the following analogy

BLINK 182: ADAM’S SONG 

Mandy Moore- In my Pocket

This song is here for the obvious reasons. Mandy’s lame. And this song is about pennies!!! Secretly this is Isabel’s favorite song, an interesting fact.

And finally anything by Smash Mouth. If it were 9 years ago sure. But don’t try to get me into hearing ‘All Star’ now that I am 23 years old, because no it doesn’t rock. And yes, all I think about when I see it is “Mystery Men.”

4 thoughts on “This is so not my Jam

  1. Aahh… Green Day’s 21 Guns doesn’t belong in this list. That song is so deep. I don’t really get the feeling that they’re whining.
    I agree with all the other songs though, I prefer to think Of All Star as “the shrek song” and nothing more, lol.

  2. Ahhh Sagegirl,
    Thank you for your opinion. Here at viciously sweet we like when people make the conversation spicy by disagreeing. I will take your words to heart the next time I judge “21 guns” but if Green Day does a cover of a Michael Bolton, all bets are off :)

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