This week I have started a craze in the office that is Michael Jackson themed.
I cannot for some reason get over the song “You wanna be Startin’ Something” Mostly because firstly it may be the catchiest thing ever recorded. Secondly it has the best insult in it of all time:
“You’re a vegetable”
It can be used in any conversation.
Ex.
Friend: So. Politically speaking….
You: You’re a vegetable!
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Boss: Can you file these papers?
You: You’re a vegetable
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Mailman: How are you today?
You: You’re a vegetable
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You: You’re a vegetable
Pee Wee Herman: I know you are. But what am I?
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Thank you Michael Jackson for making my life more fun than ever before:

♥Lauren
Love that!!! Standing ovation! (and you’re a vegetable! …yeah yeah…) xo
I hope you are sending that as a response to icky online boys :)
That’s awesome
Why am I picturing you in a red leather jacket – doing the moon walk?
Because that is exactly what I’m doing! Also, I’m wearing the glove… Because that is how you start something!!!
And now that’s in my head for the rest of eternity!
It’s been in my head for 3 days now… So I know how it feels ;)
Nooo I forgot about it and now it’s back!! haha
Oh no! I can tell you that eventually it goes away. It was only in my head for 4 days… oh no I think it just started again :/