Sometimes when you doodle, you doodle chickens eating ice cream. You doodle a boat made of cheese, or Isabel frolicking in a field of cotton candy or really anything you please.
Sometimes if you are me, you draw a snake choking you. I have no idea if this has a secret meaning. But it was all I could think of:
♫LAUREN
Just a quick reference for anyone who wants me to wear peach clothing.
I am the color of peach.
In a peach dress I effectively look like a peach blob with eyes:
This is also a thank you to my sister for realizing, that although peach is a nice color, if I am a bridesmaid in her wedding I should not wear peach ever. I would look either naked and weird, or like I’ve been dead for two weeks, maybe three. Now that I’m sure I don’t have to blend in with the wall/my dress/the universe. I feel a lot better about life.
♫Lauren
This simply sums it up.
If she and her husband are praying it away.. it has to go somewhere.
♫Lauren
I have been meaning to mail something to Isabel for 3 bloody months now… I really need to just send it…
♫Lauren
Do you ever wonder about science?
I know Isabel Does:
Side note: If I were a substitute teacher who was sent to a science class I think I would put this on a slide, and say that is everything you need to know about science. Unless you want to be a doctor or something… But this is all I’m teaching you.
♫Lauren
I really like plants, they are full of delicious oxygens, and they smell nice too.
But I don’t own plants because I kill them. I’m not like Jack the Ripper of plants… but more like a neglectful parent, I buy them, leave them in the sun and feel all sorts of sad when they die… or the cat eats them.
I actually sometimes see them in stores, and make sure I don’t take them home (because I know their fate) I then hope that someone who can take care of plants will purchase it, and it will grow with green hot intensity at their abode.
Right now I’m suffering from forgetting Arbor day exists. I don’t know why I feel so sad that I forgot Arbor Day happened months ago, but I feel like I could have like planted a tree or something… but now I just feel sadly indifferent.
Also making this post made me remember this song about trees from my childhood:
♫Lauren
I am a very girly girl. I like girly romantic comedies, and I also like to watch movies where butts are being kicked all over the place (and possibly in your face, thanks 3D.)
I will admit, these are two very different kinds of films. Sometimes actors mingle at the border of these two genres and boggle my mind.
Sometimes it works out well… and then sometimes, there is Gerard Butler…
Against all of my brain logic I decided to watch “The Ugly Truth” (even though I don’t really like Katherine Heigl) and yes … I wanted to stab my brain until the only thing I could remember was where I live and how much I like 30 Rock. I secretly kept watching hoping that it will get better, and would change my perspective on Katherine Heigl. It didn’t.
Then I started hoping it would turn a little more 300 and Mr. Butler would cut of Katherine Heigl’s head and set the rest of her on fire. But yet again this wish was not granted, and then I wished I had watched nothing at all. Not anything.
As a person who likes Gerard Butler kicking butts and toting weapons, and not being in the Phantom of the Opera, I implore you to read my doodle:
I mean seriously, Josh Duhamel needs some work too.
♫Lauren
I work in an office full of guys, and seeing movie trailers as soon as possible is the most important thing. Last week they had to find the Batman trailer before its Harry Potter debut. And boy did they get excited to see that blurry thing (I found it, btw. 1 point Lauren.)
Did it really matter that it was a Batman trailer? (To me yes. I am not going to be looking for a trailer for a Shia Leboof movie.)
But I digress, as long as something seems exclusive people want in.
So I give to you the first look at:
Summer 2020
♫Lauren
I really love banana’s, I think they would be the best of all the fruits… at partying:
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 