The Silver Screen

Target Audience

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Do you ever wonder who some products are made for…I mean there is some weird ass stuff out there.

I always wonder am I their audience? Should I buy that portable rotisserie???

Well Let me pitch you an idea of my own:

Have you ever been in a situation where you have grown tired of the look of eggs?

Have you ever said well I eat 5 dozen eggs a day and I am so tired of their boring oval-y shape?

Well Complain no more…

Now you can square your eggs! With the EGG CUBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now our intended audience can have square eggs!

Who is our inteded audience you may ask?

Last Nite

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Okay I must say that this post involves Vampires. But not those lusty and highly glossy vampires of Twilight, I’m talking about those campy goofy and evil vampires of 1992′ “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”

It was on TV last night and since I remember loving it as a kid, I couldn’t help but watch it.

And my re-watch proved that I truly love campy movies. It had all of the best film elements you could ask for…

The Valley Girl:

buff this

The Bad Boy turned swell guy (remember how cool he was?):

perry!

The Vampire played by Paul Reubens:

weeeeee

Ben Affleck as a basketball player:

affleck attack

Hillary Swank as a bratty teen:

teen

Donald Southerland in this fedora:

merrick!

And David Arquette as the world’s most irritating vampire:

annoying!

A dance with the theme “Hug the World”

Thank you 90’s movies, I am all about all of that stuff! And I feel like hugging the world because of it!

♫Lauren

Waxy Buildup

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Yesterday, Madame Tussaud’s exhibited their latest wax figure, of non celebrity Kim Kardashian.

I think this means that Madam Tussaud’s has officially ran out of people to make into wax statues of. Because this was totally unneccessary.

My sister and I have compiled a list of more deserving “celebrities” to make that waxy leap:

1. Television starlet and media mogul, Judge Judy:

2. Steve Buscemi, we prefer his look from the wedding singer:

3. Brother of Charlie Sheen and mighty duck aficionado Emilio Estevez:

4. Reality TV darling Flavor Flav, hopefully in this pose:

5. The Jackson 5’s cuddly and adorable Marlon Jackson, in a member’s only jacket:

6. Superfreaky Rick James (but not the mary jane girls)

7. Wouldn’t you love to grab your price scanner and get a photo with Flo from Progressive?

8. The whitest and nerdiest Weird Al:

9. How about the Stay Puft Marshmallow man from Ghostbusters?

10. And finally the scandalous and sexiest boat captain alive… the Gorton’s fisherman:

 

♫Lauren

I ♥ Community

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It’s a really funny show. A show that I like to watch.

Starring Joel Mc Hale, of “the Soup” Fame:

Here is a clip of him playing strip billards with Shawn’s Dad from Boy Meets World.

Also on a similar note I took a personality test based off the characters and got Annie. Which is really not all together suprising. She is kind of like a young (still sweatered) Emma from “glee”.

Get your Professor Chang on and find out which character you’re most like…

http://www.buddytv.com/personalityquiz/community-personalityquiz.aspx?quiz=100000040

♫Lauren

Not the best Piggy Back Ride Giver

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I’m 5’0 and have never given anyone a piggy back ride. This is because people as short as me can not handle lifting the height of others in the air. And when we try to do so it ends in dissapointing results. Apparently no one told this to my brother in shortness Jason Schwartzman…

See this illustration:

♫Lauren

Pete & Pete Revisited

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I really loved the T.V. show Pete & Pete. And to celebrate it’s total awesomeness I give you a top 10 list on things both Pete and Pete Wrigley have inspired me to do

1. Get a tattoo like Petunia

2. Befriend Artie… the strongest man, in the world.

3. Learn to appreciate the Yule Log

4. Get an ice cream from Mr. Tastee

5. Meet Iggy Pop

6. Challenge underwear inspector 34 to a rib eating contest.

7. Sing this theme song to Jimmy:

8. Sing “If your happy and you know it” to Bus Driver Stu. Who may mentally snap and kill all the bus passengers!

9. Order a Pizza from a Bunny

10. Fight Daylight Savings!

Thank you Pete and Pete.

♫Lauren

Shortest Iron Man 2 review

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The movie was really fun to watch. I actually only have 3 comments.

1. Really 54% Blood Alcohol Level?

2. Mickey Rourke= Yuck. It actually makes me recall my favorite line from “Date Night”…

3. If you want someone to be shirtless, just combine it with this kind of scene:

That’s pretty much it.

♫Lauren

Seriously, Her?

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Does anyone know somebody they just don’t get? I feel like this when I think about certain individuals… It only makes me think about something very similar to Ann Veal from “Arrested Development”…

You know, “her”… in fact everyone knows one. Just a girl that doesn’t stand out for any reason…

I think everyone has experienced this feeling before:

Seriously, “her”?