Here is Norton

He is my newer kitten that I’m in love with.
His name is Norton, named after Graham Norton and both at the same time Ed Norton. He really just looks like a Norton.
He has no thoughts.
He actually just stares at things that are not interesting all day.
Right now he’s probably staring to the left of something interesting.

♫Lauren

Confessions from 1998

I know I said I was gong to start doodling but I have a more pressing issue on my mind.
Which is not completely random, or far-fetched, I promise.
Last night I watched “Grey’s Anatomy” which I have not regularly seen since Denny died. I can’t even recall what season that was…
I spied with my Laureny eyes a familiar face in their cast. Scott Foley.
And I was like “whaaaa?”

I remember that fool from Felicity. As Noel Crane the geeky (so much better than snobby, jocky Ben) RA from the University of New York. As I imagined myself at Dean and Deluca’s and for a moment I flashed back to the marvels of the show Felicity.

I was as far as I know the only one who liked Noel. He really grabbed me with that total drama moment of listening to “everybody hurts” alone in his dorm room with the blinds closed. Also I remember him being cute, funny and in general nice. He was a bit whiny… but I have found out over the years, real men are actually much whinier, and less nice.

And the there is Ben who never grabbed me whatsoever… He was handsome, but he wasn’t especially nice to Felicity. He was all over that Power Ranger girl. And he in no way was Jake Ryan. Also I thought it was so romantic that Felicity followed Ben to NY when I was a teenager… But now that story is just creepy.

Also I’m going to admit I also liked hapless Sean Blumberg (who was Ben’s totally awesome roommate). Like seriously was anyone on this show as adorable as the strange roommate inventor?

Onto my final observation from my memories of Felicity:

And then I would have laughed at Ben for all eternity.
♫Lauren

All I need is…

All I need is this penguin… and this paper pirate hat that is all I need. And I need this pair of Eric’s sunglasses.
I have decided that the penguin I stole from Eric needs protection from the elements because the arctic conditions in the office is cruel and such.

♫Lauren

Christine’s Fabulous Birthday Time Jamboree

Wow, this makes important post of the day 2 of 2. The Birthday celebration for the Crispy one is always a momentous event, she is most certainly the non-twin of Isabel and is also celebrating her 26th Birthday!
To honor her bountiful Christine-ness I give you this list of 26 awesome Christine facts:

1. She brought to the world Yolkon Eisenhower Ralph Stevens III Esq. Mountie Phd. She also subsequently took him from the world in a mysterious accident, where he was never heard from again.
2. She likes her movie buddies short, and to be fans of milk duds… Yay Me!
3. 9 out of 10 Trannies prefer her to other Christine’s (They ain’t got nothing on this Christie)
4. She owns a shiny silver beret, that she uses for her illustrious pantomiming career.
5. She works at the finest dip and smoothie making establishment… IN THE WORLD. No lie, if you try their dip you may die from joy.
6. Since I have known her, her hair has been every shade under the sun… including orange.
7. She is the whitest creature in existence.
8. She has over 32 aliases. Including Wanton Wonton, and Ezekiel Plath.
9. She once owned a navy blue bug, that she named Liotus Sassafrass.
10. Her truest celebrity loves are both foreign born, Colin Farrell and Dave Foley.
11. She owns “Center Stage” on DVD… and watches it every other day while eating cheetos.
12. She did not Holla back when “Homie Cesar” said “hello.”
13. When she grows up she wants to be Pitbull… the rapper, not the puppy.
14. She will never turn down the opportunity to re-read “The Scarlet Letter”
15. She has seen every Spongebob Squarepants cartoon, ever made.
16. Her favorite food group is Loaf, she prefers her loaf to be filled with steaming clam chowder.
17. Sometimes she wonders where MC F! is… due to the fact they could be neighbors…
18. She is the best finder of people on the interwebs… If you know a person…or even a vague description of said person… Christine can find them.
19. She has never and will never be a professional Afro-Caribbean vernacular dancer. No matter how many times she watches the “Lion King”
20. She is like the Jenna to my Liz Lemon… And not just because she got her eyeballs whitened yesterday…
21. Christine has an undeniable addiction to Target. She also likes them to recite her purchases aloud.
22. This year Christine has sprinted with a shopping cart to the WEST COAST. Which all the homies know is the best coast.
23. She makes artisan bread in her spare time shaped like nautical animals.
24. She has a sewing machine… but has never made me a sock puppet (I’m just saying.)
25. She unlike Isabel does watch 30 Rock (This makes Christine like beyond awesome, which is better than her regular standard awesome)
26. Right now she is probably thinking to herself… maybe I should not have sat in the seat next to the weird girl in Spanish 102… (But really, was anybody interesting in that class besides me?)
Que eres la peces de mi corazón.
Happy Birthday Christine:

♫Lauren

Isabel’s Birthday 2011

Today on the 26th anniversary of Isabel. I bring to you these 26 fun Isabel facts:

1. She is not a leprechaun.
2. She likes science.
3. She is most likely going to go to Clay’s Place for her birthday. Giggle Giggle.
4. The only t-shirts she owns are Weezer Shirts
5. She locks cats out of her room… when they are lonely.
6. She no longer murders in the name of science (Bonus)
7. She really likes Science!
8. She likes to watch Disney movies, that have questionable morals.
9. She has curly hair!
10. Has never entered a Jennifer Lopez look-alike contest… Mostly because she does not look like Jennifer Lopez
11. She also doesn’t look like George Lopez.
12. Has never been to Spain, although she believes I was there for like half a year.
13. She has dreamt of being the proud owner of a monster truck station wagon since her early teens.
14. She would never steal a seal… no matter how nicely you ask.
15. She really likes to listen to 90’s pop on Pandora… they play Hanson!
16. Has coupons to the zoo… she can get a discount on ICE CREAM!
17. Is the muse for many songwriters… but mostly for American Idol alumni’s, Yes you Lee Dewyze.
18. She is deathly afraid of “sticky residue”. Right now she just read “sticky residue” and shuddered…
19. She can tell you the precise location of the “fishin” rock
20. She doesn’t watch 30 Rock… but I forgive her.
21. She is going to start using words like “trolley” and “brilliant” due to British peer pressure.
22. She knows what kurflurgees are and she knows how to use them.
23. She is the only person who has ever completed the Oregon trail everyday… on the way to school (She lost so many oxen…)
24. She was once momentarily blinded by science. It was like poetry in motion.
25. Has been pasty way before Vampires became trendy!
26. She is probably thinking about Rivers Cuomo right now… see, I am right.

Happy Birthday Isabel

♫Lauren

Eric Meme

I am so tired of seeing all these internete memes without Eric being a part of them…
And since I can do anything I want…

Be prepared… anything you say will totally be used against you on this interwebs.;
♫Lauren