ERIC WANTS TO BATTLE…
AND I’M READY!
♫LAUREN
eric
Secret word of the day…
Today’s secret word is TWINS!
You know what to do when someone says the secret word! SCREAM REALLY LOUD!!!!
Enjoy Eric and Pee Wee being TWINS:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is what I was caught posting when I looked suspicious.
Also please purchase, and then always wear that awesome suit.
♫Lauren
Nautical Trinkets
At Unique LA I purchased a not-so-unique, but incredibly fun telescope necklace. I wore it today at work closed… until lunch when Eric asked if I was wearing a rape whistle. Although I am a fan of guarding yourself from stranger danger… I do not actually own a rape whistle… so, now the telescope is open…
and I can spot a pirate at 2 times closer range now… So watch out Jack Sparrow.
P.S. You can shiver your own timbers.
♫Lauren
Happy Birthday to the DAB!
I am not usually this brave…
But I have been photoshopping Dab as he sits right next to me.
And I believe he has NO IDEA of this!
I am of course celebrating the fact that tomorrow is his glorious 26th brithday!
And I am celebrating this with album covers the Dab has posed for without his knowledge…mostly because Eric is always carrying a camera…
1. Spicy Beach Dab… This happened when the Dab and Eric were having spicy beach adventures…
2. Spicy Accordian Dab… for only Eric.
3. Weird firefighter Dab? I actually have no idea about those weird freaky tubes are… I am just going to assume some sort of technology
4. Reclining Dab… with reclining action, this picture was obviously taken… at the house of the golden girls.
5. Plunging neckline Dab… I have no idea when this was taken, I am going to assume on Gaston appreciation day….
Happy Birthday Dab!
Don’t worry I’ll photoshop Eric next. I have permission :)
♫Lauren
All I need is…
All I need is this penguin… and this paper pirate hat that is all I need. And I need this pair of Eric’s sunglasses.
I have decided that the penguin I stole from Eric needs protection from the elements because the arctic conditions in the office is cruel and such.
♫Lauren
Eric Meme
I am so tired of seeing all these internete memes without Eric being a part of them…
And since I can do anything I want…
Be prepared… anything you say will totally be used against you on this interwebs.;
♫Lauren
Promises, Promises
Eric said if he gets an apartment… I can do whatever I like. He gave this no limits, so yeah. Although he currently is not in the apartment, he is fully sold on the idea. So, I’m going to start preparing for the “anything.” But now I have a few questions…
Am I above the law?
Will anyone ever drink our large supply of SNAPPLE?
Should I use this new freedom to do evil with?
Or should I use this new privelige to help others?
I can do so much to make the people happy….
Well for the meantime, photoshopping him with Oprah is something everyone likes:
♫Lauren (the currently limitless)
Lauren’s Personal Thoughts w/ Lauren
Okay I know that there is some sort of respect and well wishing that must be sent to the people experiencing incredible devastation 5,000 miles from here.
And of course I send them well wishes, prayers, and safety!
But now to my more localized thoughts. Yes I have real thoughts! And here they are!
* I am happy that I did not give up Tina Fey related media for Lent, because Christine and I are going to see her (AND STEVE MARTIN) in LA next month. I could pass out for the joy that some of my dreams are actually ALIVE!
* I have mixed feelings about violence towards the Dab… who would have had to remove the heel of my shoe from his face if I had missed a night with Tina Fey and Steve Martin. And because I feel like I still may hit him, just because.
* I am really excited to see Isabel this weekend because witnessing her in real life is so much better than textually online.
*I can’t believe I made it through this week without cursing at people during work. (They totally deserve it) Not Amber though :) Also you should never make a girl mad who can photoshop with reckless abandon!
I am really sad that I never posted folkerico… which is Eric photoshopped on a woman folklorico dancer… if you couldn’t figure it out, shame on me for being nice.
*Also I would like everyone to know that you can say whatever you like about me, and you don’t have to like me or anything of the sort. But personally, I think I’m pretty rad (and I think you know it too):
Have a nice weekend and be safe and delicious!
LAUREN OUT!
New Computer Model
In the 2 hours when our computers were down someone in our office obtained a new career as a computer modeler:
Viciously Sweet 