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Professional Quote of the Day: July 26th

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Today’s Eric quote of the day is something that he says all the time, this truthful statement is like the air he breathes.
True Story, this is actually his first words of the day, everyday. He actually wakes up in the morning, brushes his teeth, gazes up into the mirror says:

That is how he gets pumped to start his professional day
♫Lauren

Missed Opportunities

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I really like plants, they are full of delicious oxygens, and they smell nice too.
But I don’t own plants because I kill them. I’m not like Jack the Ripper of plants… but more like a neglectful parent, I buy them, leave them in the sun and feel all sorts of sad when they die… or the cat eats them.

I actually sometimes see them in stores, and make sure I don’t take them home (because I know their fate) I then hope that someone who can take care of plants will purchase it, and it will grow with green hot intensity at their abode.

Right now I’m suffering from forgetting Arbor day exists. I don’t know why I feel so sad that I forgot Arbor Day happened months ago, but I feel like I could have like planted a tree or something… but now I just feel sadly indifferent.

Also making this post made me remember this song about trees from my childhood:


Dont’ tell the Arbor Day Foundation I’m bad at watering plants! They send that classy robin to sing at me! And then Al Gore will put me on a Nature Watch Enemies list, and then I’ll never get enough carbon credits to get a seat for the Premiere of the Captain Planet movie!

♫Lauren

Dear Gerard Butler

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I am a very girly girl. I like girly romantic comedies, and I also like to watch movies where butts are being kicked all over the place (and possibly in your face, thanks 3D.)
I will admit, these are two very different kinds of films. Sometimes actors mingle at the border of these two genres and boggle my mind.
Sometimes it works out well… and then sometimes, there is Gerard Butler…

Against all of my brain logic I decided to watch “The Ugly Truth” (even though I don’t really like Katherine Heigl) and yes … I wanted to stab my brain until the only thing I could remember was where I live and how much I like 30 Rock. I secretly kept watching hoping that it will get better, and would change my perspective on Katherine Heigl. It didn’t.
Then I started hoping it would turn a little more 300 and Mr. Butler would cut of Katherine Heigl’s head and set the rest of her on fire. But yet again this wish was not granted, and then I wished I had watched nothing at all. Not anything.

As a person who likes Gerard Butler kicking butts and toting weapons, and not being in the Phantom of the Opera, I implore you to read my doodle:

I mean seriously, Josh Duhamel needs some work too.
♫Lauren

The teaser

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I work in an office full of guys, and seeing movie trailers as soon as possible is the most important thing. Last week they had to find the Batman trailer before its Harry Potter debut. And boy did they get excited to see that blurry thing (I found it, btw. 1 point Lauren.)

Did it really matter that it was a Batman trailer? (To me yes. I am not going to be looking for a trailer for a Shia Leboof movie.)
But I digress, as long as something seems exclusive people want in.
So I give to you the first look at:

Summer 2020

♫Lauren