You might confuse today’s quote of the day partially with Wall-E and with the Terminator, or maybe even the Matrix.
But don’t be fooled… it is the professional quote of the day.
And we’re quoting it up Eric’s way:
Don’t try to control-alt-delete him. It gives him a tummy ache.
♫Lauren
It’s getting room temperature in here. So you better work to your optimal capacity. ♫
That song may not have caught on like Nelly’s “Hot in Hrrrr,” but it does instruct on how to make your work environment conducive to maximum output… and here’s the King of Output himself to drop some knowlwedge on you with today’s PQOTD:
Current Office Temperature: 76 degrees.
♫Lauren
I work in an office full of guys, and seeing movie trailers as soon as possible is the most important thing. Last week they had to find the Batman trailer before its Harry Potter debut. And boy did they get excited to see that blurry thing (I found it, btw. 1 point Lauren.)
Did it really matter that it was a Batman trailer? (To me yes. I am not going to be looking for a trailer for a Shia Leboof movie.)
But I digress, as long as something seems exclusive people want in.
So I give to you the first look at:
Summer 2020
♫Lauren
Today I had to measure a building that was once a church. Because everything is going to be demolished I decided to save this little paper bird I found… now she will live on my wall:
I am so thrilled she has a sky to fly in!
Also I stole a picture of an asian guy holding a drum… but that is for another occasion.
♫ Lauren
So how dumb should I feel that I have worked full-time in this office for almost 3 years and still cannot transfer the phone correctly?
Yeah… I’m not feeling super bright today.
Also the phone situation, completely embarrassing.
On to today’s doodle and then we will talk about why I am glad I am me.
Today I have seen like 3 spiders making settlements in the office. It’s not like we don’t dust (every once in a while.) But seriously why are the spiders around here playing roller coaster tycoon in the office???:
Woomp there’s another one.
Okay and now on to my Liz Lemon moment. I would like to thank that guy from the mall and the lady from Subway who told me I looked like Wonder Woman. You unlike the weirdo who followed me to my car, made me feel like I can be Marcia for once instead of Jan.
I am really tired of girls who only try to get by on their looks… I mean seriously they are going to fade, you should try to be just a little smart. Even if it’s only like 2 subjects. Like for example: Latvian folk music, and Jack Nicholson movies.
More people will be interested in you… I PROMISE.
And looks are like in the eye of the beholder and some junk.. because I know some cute guys with some ugly girlfriends and vice versa.
My friends are kind of wonderful in the fact that they are both smart and beautiful. They have gone to school, received great educations, (know where Libya is), and they don’t throw themselves all over and under men who have no interest in them. Thank you for keeping it classy girls.
Did you know, Christine thinks I’m pretty :)
And I think she’s super delicious, in a totally happening way!
And don’t worry I don’t rely on my looks (just in case you think I have it all happening in a good way)… I rely on my ability to do spot on impersonations of B-List Celebrities.
♫Lauren
Face with face sauce on it!
It has been so busy at work there is hardly time to make these posts happen.
Today I was kind of pissy. And was a participant of a rude lunch. In which I think I may have been wished bad luck.
So what people may ask is wrong with Lauren? She is usually the female (human) version of Spongebob!
Well some of you may know… but for others, I’m really mad at mustaches. But not the kind sported on jaunty men or the one on Christian Bale’s face… just one specific mustachio on one specifically mustachioed person.
♫Lauren
I can make my own completely correct assumptions about the noises on the roof in my office today:
Umm never sit on your Valentine unless… your Valentine is a couch:
I got a doodle request to doodle a doodle of Amber, and here she is in all her doodle Glory:
I really can’t wait to doodle you with your cheese.
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 