In a shocking twist it turns out that Eric was also in Paris at the same time as Clay and Isabel…

After an short and uneventful affair with Lindsay Lohan… Eric has found new and everlasting love with Oprah Winfrey.

To quote Eric “[Lindsay] is too small boned for me”. Well Eric it seems like you have now struck the mother load of ladies with plenty of bone… and chunkies. And as it turns out they both love syrup.

And when she pointed at him and shouted “You get a trip to Paris,” Eric knew she felt the same way.

To make the battle even more Epic it appears they were looking down at Clay and Isabel eating, literally through a telescope. Which is kind of weird… But C’est la vie.

When asked about Oprah, Eric could only say “Honestly, I am so full of your love right now, I literally could not take another drop.”

♫LAUREN

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