You Remind Me of Something w/ Eric

Can I compare thee to a summer’s day?  No, well… Okay, how about some celebrities?

Viciously Sweet brings to you a top 10 list of characters and people that Eric reminds us of. To add to the accuracy of our claims we picked a one word description of each contender and submitted to our voting audience, Eric. And then our voters (Eric) generously took the time to say which of the descriptions were most important to him.

Yonadab and I proudly present these 10 facets of Eric, in High Definition.

10.  Eric is kind of like Jimmy Kimmel. They both have a flair for epicness and both sing songs about Ben Affleck. Also I’m pretty sure neither of them like Matt Damon.

9. Eric is kind of like Tim Taylor from “Home Improvement” if you want a further description of this contact our offices “fixed” or “dead” refrigerator. Or our “unbroken” printer.

8. Eric is like Gabriel Iglesias. He likes to not only make funny haha’s but he also is the #1 fan of fluffyness.

7. Eric is kind of like Neil Patrick Harris. He’s all about musicals, and the ladies. Well NPH is also all about musicals… and well he’s about the ladies on “How I Met Your Mother” which Eric is a total fan of. 

6. Eric really likes musicals. In fact he’s kind of like the entire cast of Beauty and the Beast….

5. Eric is like that comic collector guy from the Simpsons. He’s always and 100% Star Trek, SCI-FI and HD.

4. Eric is a lot like Jack Donaghy. I really thought that this was going to be higher on the list because after all, the man breathes professionalism. He is so PSIC (professional superintendent in command) that everyone wants to CC him on their emails.

3. He’s kind of like that guy from Man Vs. Food. Adam Richman. If he weren’t so excited about technology and professionalism… eating delicious food could be his job.

2. Eric is like Johnny 5 from “Short Circuit”. He’s always about technology and always discussing inputs and outputs. He’s also all about the ladies… remember how Johnny 5 was all about Stefanie’s input??? He’s also so not into dissasemble.

To illustrate I give you this clip:

Are you ready for #1?

1. Eric is exactly like Eric Cartman. Dislike of Hippies, cravings for KFC, feelings about Gingers, and poor people… It’s all right here.

That concludes the list of things Eric is like.

Have a nice rest of your day.

♫Lauren

Waxy Buildup

Yesterday, Madame Tussaud’s exhibited their latest wax figure, of non celebrity Kim Kardashian.

I think this means that Madam Tussaud’s has officially ran out of people to make into wax statues of. Because this was totally unneccessary.

My sister and I have compiled a list of more deserving “celebrities” to make that waxy leap:

1. Television starlet and media mogul, Judge Judy:

2. Steve Buscemi, we prefer his look from the wedding singer:

3. Brother of Charlie Sheen and mighty duck aficionado Emilio Estevez:

4. Reality TV darling Flavor Flav, hopefully in this pose:

5. The Jackson 5’s cuddly and adorable Marlon Jackson, in a member’s only jacket:

6. Superfreaky Rick James (but not the mary jane girls)

7. Wouldn’t you love to grab your price scanner and get a photo with Flo from Progressive?

8. The whitest and nerdiest Weird Al:

9. How about the Stay Puft Marshmallow man from Ghostbusters?

10. And finally the scandalous and sexiest boat captain alive… the Gorton’s fisherman:

 

♫Lauren

Jimmy: Part of your world

I was watching Disney cartoons and thought… how would Jimmy feel if he was in this cartoon?

 

All I can think about is taco room and fifes. Seriously, who plays a fife?

♫lauren

p.s. I think Jimmy is going to want to kill me for this one. And it may be 76% justified for the cummerbund alone

Thoughts on Freddie Prinze Jr.

For some reason I cannot stop thinking about Freddie Prinze Jr.

SO  my first postie of the year is devoted to him:

I swear every movie he’s ever been on played last week, and also The spanish music video channel has been having “Freddie” marathons.

This last week Jimmy & I had a stirring conversation about how I have never seen “Fever Pitch” or “Summer Catch” because I don’t like love stories that involve baseball, I was very surprised to see the next day “Summer Catch” starring Freddie Prinze Jr. was on t.v.

Then I thought to myself… where has Freddie Prinze been?

Apparently Mr. & Mrs. Dish Network heard me because there has been a never-ending Freddie onslaught since Christmas featuring such programming as:

  • Freddie’s guest appearance on “George Lopez”
  • live action “Scooby Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed” featuring a Blonde Freddie
  • “I know what you did last summer” …I totally didn’t watch this…
  • “To Gillian on her 37th Birthday” … but I watched this…

I felt like the universe was telling me Freddie is always here.

♫lauren 

p.s. happy new year

This is when you Age yourself

I’m totally aging myself here but my radio started to play Incubus… and I remembered how totally hot I thought Brandon Boyd was when I was in High School.

Seriously Brandon Boyd, Billie Joe Armstrong, Dave Navarro, Julian Casablancas, Dave Foley were all staples of my group of friends celebrity man dreams…

And all of them ran on  pattern (except Foley)

This is not just because Brandon Boyd and I have the same curly Jesus hairdo:

There was just something about men who didn’t look like they combed their hair:

Yeah I’m old… watch this video:

♫lauren