As many people know, I truly couldn’t dislike cornucopias anymore than I naturally do.
I really cannot stand them.
They pretty much ruin the entire month of my birthday with their corn filled lies. I will go so far as to say they plague my dreams and fill my heart with bottomless sorrow.
Also I don’t like anything that can is a synonym for “the horn of plenty.”
I thought I successfully avoided all the suck that cornucopia’s bring this holiday season… but apparently someone who sends me shopping emails thought I look like the kind of girl who wants this email:
Well I am totally not. I want nothing to do with your “cornucopia of savings”.