Introducing: Seductive Maple Tree

16 Jan

Did you know that sometimes I like to tease my friends?

True story. Sometimes I pretend they are in love with high-profile celebrities. Sometimes I use their own words against them. Sometimes, I like to make up countries and non-hostile Canadian takeovers to make my point.

Created to be a Southern Canadian Alternative* to Provocative Cactus (*When Canada non-hostile style takes over Mexico, and re-names the land South Canada) I bring to you Seductive Maple Tree:

Doesn’t her red leaf boa flip your lid? How about her come-hither stare? She is truly a beacon of hope for a nation! She is practically like the new lady liberty. She brings Mounties, and syrup to you Mexico!

* EDITORS NOTE: I acknowledge that this post makes me seem totally insane, but what can you do? If South Canada ever becomes a thing though, I will totally be a prophet.

Also, this is how I think the map will work out:

♫Lauren

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2 Responses to “Introducing: Seductive Maple Tree”

  1. Lennie Annichiarico January 31, 2012 at 4:15 pm #

    Great piece, can’t wait for more.

    • Viciously Sweet January 31, 2012 at 7:36 pm #

      Yay! I can’t wait to make more seductive maple doodles

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