Today at lady lunch (a lunch consisting of just Amber and me) I was talking to the waitress. And let’s just be honest, she’s our favorite in the history of ladies who bring us food. So I was telling her it’s been such a long work week. She told me “It’s only Tuesday.” And I responded “still being haunted from last week.”
And boy am I.
I pulled a little tiny harmless baby prank last week, and it did not go over well. I have a certain coworker who is now mad at me because he may have been made the background of our office laptop with a slogan about his *ahem* professionalism, and it may have even been this picture (which makes a stunning background, btw)… and fancy people may have seen it, even though he was supposed to be using it to measure a building… and not showing the computer about to people. *throat clearing sound* I mean was that really that bad? I would have joked the embarrassment away personally… *mmm hmmm*
Well, there isn’t a super lot I can do about that right now… but I can segue into a better subject with the help of my good friend the ellipsis…
…The weather is changing like crazy here, which is also something I have no control over. In California the fall can be incredibly hot, and then incredibly cold. Today is a mildly warm day and because I have been cramped in a cubicle for so long… I have a dream to get home, turn on the sprinklers… and then run like hell through those sprinklers:
And while I dash through that sprinkler I will listen to this song, and not melt the night away:
♫Lauren (the lady version of Jim Halpert)
7 thoughts on “Sprinkler dreams and Prank Nightmares”
Is there a California state law that says all women in all recent music videos of this genre must be in bikinis or showing thier tits? (maybe I am getting old). Bring back the 80’s. ;)
I totally agree with you! I think I’m going to work out a strategy to get the 80s back. But without those shirts that say “Choose Life” of “Frankie Says Relax”.
How about “Frankie says take a Zanex!” hahahaha! wear THAT one to work…. and please no terry cloth headbands. ;)
That is a great modern twist on it. Let me go get some white short shorts to complete the look!
And we need to think of something to print on the ass of those shorts besides “juicy!” :P
I don’t often think about what to write on my buns too often… When I was a teenager I wanted “your name” tattooed on it. I have since decided that wasn’t a good idea.
That’s awesome. but yeah… not a good idea!