Sounds like a well-rounded individual you have for a dad there. I love to torture my 13 year old granddaughter by telling corny jokes when her friends are loaded into the van for an outing. This week I hit’em with bird jokes:
What to give sick birds = TWEETments
New bird STD = CHIRPIES
Worst part = un-TWEETable
Guy only cares about his big bird catching little animals and birds. Everything else is none of his FALCON business.
Oh my goodness. Is there a book that is handed out when you become a dad or grandpa that has these jokes in it? They sound right up my dad’s joke telling alley.
So hilarious though… I’m giggling about tweetments.
Sounds like a well-rounded individual you have for a dad there. I love to torture my 13 year old granddaughter by telling corny jokes when her friends are loaded into the van for an outing. This week I hit’em with bird jokes:
What to give sick birds = TWEETments
New bird STD = CHIRPIES
Worst part = un-TWEETable
Guy only cares about his big bird catching little animals and birds. Everything else is none of his FALCON business.
Oh my goodness. Is there a book that is handed out when you become a dad or grandpa that has these jokes in it? They sound right up my dad’s joke telling alley.
So hilarious though… I’m giggling about tweetments.