I am still trying to hold on to Halloween. Mostly because I’m not a big Thanksgiving fan.
I mean I love having a day dedicated to being thankful. I get to see my family… but I really cannot stand cornucopias.
And I am always afraid their little coned shaped wicker horn is going to show up and provide my day of thankfulness with a serious visual blight.
So I suggest a new jazzy holiday. One that combines the sheer magic of Halloween and the thankfulness of Thanksgiving:
And see you still get all the best parts of the holidays… spooky scary things and food! The best part is that the cornucopia must check itself at the door.
And you can party safely without the fear of that horn of plenty getting in your way.