The title of this post is kind of verging on Evil Steve Urkel territory. But don’t worry there is none of that Stefan Urquelle stuff happening here. I just woke up this morning brimming with confidence and purpose. I even blasted through getting ready this morning because the world was just waiting for…. ME!!!!!!!!!! (That was my best Elle Wood’s scream, btw.)
But by the time I got to work after encountering every red light, (and some extra lights I think the city stuck into the roads today…) I had lost that spark, and for about .002 seconds I was totally lost. And then a new desire now coursed through my veins:
Tonight… there will be pizza!
12 thoughts on “World Domination with Extra Cheese… Please”
sounds like the perfect compromise to me
It was a more delicious deal that’s for sure… Cheesy pizza 4 life.
There is NOTHING wrong with defaulting to pizza. It cures most (okay, all) of life’s ills.
It does! I think in movies with people who want to take over the world the hero/heroine should just say “Wouldn’t you rather eat some pizza? It’s stuffed crust!!!” And then all the terror would go away, and there would be a great big dance scene in the streets!
Oh yeah. Stuffed crust could definitely create world peace.
I agree. ‘Slacktivism’ is underrated.
It most certainly is. Like today, I want to do nothing… and like it.
.002 seconds of lostness… girl you are so invited to the Depressed Cat Seminar! I think you can teach them a thing or two.
Oooh! May I bring my cat? He ♥’s a good seminar!
Of course! The more the meower!
Enjoy that pie young lady… you’ve earned it!
MMMMMmmmmm. I still haven’t had any pizza. I need to correct this! Thanks for dropping by!